The Oolongoola 

The Oolongoola

The Oolongoola is a musical instrument build by the Goblins of Spoon. Legend has it that it was named after the noise it makes. It wasn't. The name came first and the builders spent many years trying to make a machine that could replicate it. 

The Oolongoolator

The Oolongoolator is a goblin of extraordinary power and privilege - they are responsible for the care, maintenance & performance of the Oolongoola - and most crucially for taking the blame. The current Oolongoolator is JeyJ A Spline

The Oolongoola hangar
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The Order of Montyzooma

Order of Monty Zooma

 The Secret Sullen Order of The Monty Zooma is a company of goblin wizz-uds that closely guard a terrible and fantastical secret. 

The Tower

All the goblins in the order live together in a tall, rickety tower on top of a hill in Greenland. 

Infamous Rooms

The tower is almost as secret as the order itself but legend has it that there are several really strange and mystical rooms in it. These include the Hat Room, the Shoe Rooms and most amazing of all The Other Room. Nobody really knows how big The Other Room is, or what's inside it. More goblins have gone into the room than have come out again. Those that have not returned are honoured as heroes. 

The Greenland Knowitalarium

What's a Knowitalarium?

This is the place where the Goblins of Spoon keep all their knowledge stored in all sorts of different ways including jars, yarns, butterflies, worrying stains and the much mythologised Cloud Storage. 

Isn't that a Library?

There are two reasons why a Knowitalarium is different from a library. 
1. The Knowitalarium doesn't have any books. Goblins believe that if you write things down then you might as well forget them. 
2. Why would believe anything that you found in a place called a 'lie-berry' ?

What does the head Knowitall do?

The Head Knowitall is in charge of all the thinking in Greenland. It is their job to keep all the knowledge safe and to make sure that it doesn't leak out or escape. The current Head Knowitall is Knickabocka Smah!Tpantz Esq

 

The Cloud Storage

What are the ducks for?

According to one of the builders of the Cloud Storage, well-known Goblin engineer Barrelchest Bandi-legs, the ducks are essential components that provide the necessary frictional, rotational torque to power the storage main-frame. It is possible that Barrelchest doesn't actually know what any of these words mean, but it seems to work...  

Why is the elephant on rollerskates?

Barrelchest said this: 'It is vital that the elephant remains on rollerskates as this most efficent method to ensure that it remains on the ouroboric annulus track that controls the cognition coefficent and maintains the appropriate tension of the dingling wire thingy.' It is possible that Barrelchest knows what this all means, but he may be the only one. 

How did the penguin learn to skateboard?

Apparently, nobody knows. 

El Twango 

The Mighty War Spoon